Mum: Dad stopped smoking.
Me: Oh! So he's gonna get cold turkey.
Mum: What's that?
Me: U know, the after effects he might get since he stopped smoking.
Mum: *trying to be sarcastic* He's not cold also?
Me: He's not a turkey is he?
I managed to win this round.
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN S/S 2012 SNEAKER PREVIEW
Hot damn! The king of fabulous shoes has obviously pulled out all the stops in his latest mens sneaker line. Previewed here are the No Limit Men’s Flat (seen at the top), Mickael Flat and Louis Strass Men’s Flat. The No Limit comes with metal spikes, rhinestones, zebra fur and a mix of colors, while the Mickael Flat comes in an acqua suede version and the Louis Strass with an all-over rhinestone design. So gaudy but so good!
Me: Dad! Dad!
Me: I had a dream!
Dad: Martin Luther King had a dream too. What's so great about yours?
I was just going to tell him how I had a dream with him and Najib(yes, the PM) in it.
Wait. Bob Dylan looked like ‘that’ during those days??? Wow… So aging IS kinda scary.
It was fifty years ago today that Bob Dylan had his first recording session at Columbia Records. Dylan was backup harmonica for folk singer Caroline Hester — It was shortly after that Dylan was offered his own deal with Columbia.
see more — Bob Dylan: The Early Days
In reality, you would definitely think that guy is weird for wearing a suit and riding that bike on the road. But that’s what photoshoots are for right? And it just makes the guy extra ‘hawter’. Make that ‘cooler’.