Deemerreng with Her Chinese-Looking Face

A pakcik instructor comes by my car while I was practicing my driving.

Pakcik: *giving a what-should-I-say face*

Me: *staring at him thinking what did I do wrong*

Pakcik: You ni... Boleh cakap melayu kah?

Me: *too shocked at what he just said till couldn't say anything*

Pakcik: You ni orang jepun kah?korea kah? ke cina?

Me: *trying to hold in my laughter SO BADLY* Oh. Saya boleh cakap melayu. Saya memang orang melayu pon.

Pakcik: *so shocked that he looked like he was staring at an alien* Astagfirullah hal azim!

Again, he sounded like he just found Atlantis. I couldn't stop laughing after that. He apologized and the normal conversation I've been hearing since I was born went on about how I look so Chinese and what not. After that he told me to continue and he ran off to tell off all his friends about the alien he just talked to.